Define Schumacher Meaning

A term given to someone when they're so annoyingly good at something, it takes all the fun out of it for everyone else.

Noun.

One who usually drives at excessive speed. The term originated from the last name of Formula 1 driver Michael Schumacher who is known for going VERY fast.

To drive fast, usually through winding streets, and take corners hard. Refers to multiple Fomula 1 Championship winner Michael Shumacher.

Transitive Verb

To suffer a contrived form of misfortune deliberately inflicted by another party, easily recognisable after it has occurred through its sheer effrontery. Often used in a sporting context, although can also be applied to more domestic situations.

A derogatory insult, usually saved for an occasion that calls for extremely colourful language. Taken from the Hollywood Director Joel, a Schumacher is an often annoying, blatently homosexual individual whose penchant for all things colourful and rubber, single handedly killed one of the most grippingly dark action franchises of the 90's

Usually used as an insult to refer to someone as a pedophile, a compulsive liar, a male in his twenties who lives at home and has no car or job, a man with a small penis, usually has tattoos of idiotic sayings or symbols in strange places, and a person with little to no common sense.

The Schumacher Standard, the principle which states that no female shall be promptly tapped if she is not believed to be at least a five on the ten-point scale, such that four shalt thou not tap neither thou tap 3 unless thou intend on proceeding to five by whatever prospective motive or means.

When you have a broken item (primarily electronics) you purchase the identical item from a local retailer and 'swap' the two items. You then return the broken item using the new packing and receipt - effectively "repairing" your item.

asshat that ruined the batman movies.

The most successful driver in Formula 1, bearing literally almost every single record including most wins, most wins in a single season and most championship titles, however, does not hold the all-time pole position record, despite being only one pole away. Won the World Championship seven times, twice with Benetton (1994-1995) and five times with Ferrari (2000-2004). Without a doubt the best driver in his era but has severely lacked competition, which drivers in the '80s and early '90s had to face all the time. Unfortunately Michael barely had time to show his skills in fighting amongst drivers such as Ayrton Senna and Alain Prost but from what he demonstrated he could keep up and sometimes pass.