Any exorbitantly overpriced and particularly low-quality
memento,
keepsake, or reminder sold by people in tiny little
shacks in "touristy" destinations.
"My shitty $3
Bahamas T-shirt was only $28...
ON SALE! And this $1 cheap plastic mug shaped like a coconut was a real bargain at only $17!"
"...wow....talk about getting a
screwvenir..."