When a man shits and doesn't wipe his ass
clean enough, it leaves brown shit-stains in his
white underwear. This is why men now wear
non-white underwear to avoid visible scritch marks.
I was
doing laundry this weekend and the scritch marks in
my husband's underwear were so thick that I had to call him and ask if he
shit his pants. I didn't know he was on speaker phone when I asked him.