Define September 23 Meaning

person 1: you’re the best friend ever
person 2: thanks
person 1: wait- isnt september 23 your birthday?
person 2: yeah
person 1: no wonder

"what's on september 23?"

"national cheese day!"

Me: Its September 23.
Crush: Annnddd?
Me: It's the day your supposed to kiss your crush on the lips.
Crush: Ok let's dooo ittt.

Just kiss your crush and get over with it. Or tell them you like them. September 23.

“Wow today is her birthday September 23! No wonder she’s so beautiful”

girl: brings chocolate to bed
boy: wyd?
girl: it’s eat a chocolate banana day
boy: oh ok ;))))
girl: I love September 23

person 1 : “what’s your favorite flavor of Doritos?”
person 2: “why?”
person 1: “tomorrow is september 23 national put your dick in a bag of doritos day”
person 2: “shit i forgot. get me Cool Ranch”

Damn it's september 23rd. I gotta smoke some weed, eat ass and sleep over class today!

Person1: that girl is so hot

Person 2: yeah she must be born on September 23

Hey Jessie!
Hey mark.

*jessie Kisses mark*

What was that for Jessie?

I’m on drugs. And it’s September 23.