Ah,
Severna Park, also known as "SPARK," and its inhabitants are known as "
Parkies" or "SPLAXERS4LIFE!." What a quaint little town of 30,000 people, and about 6 of those are minorities. The
popped collar to non-popped collar ratio is approximatly 1580:7.
A X-mas List for the average Parkie:
Hottest
Lax Stick. GO SP LAX WOO-HOO! GO
CARIN!! WE LOVE YOU CARIN!!!!
a pink mini iPod for all my new
Gavin Degraw songs. GO GAVIN! WE LOVE U!!!
The same VERA BRADLEY BAG that everyone has. GO VERA!!
Hollister shirt!! I LOVE HOLLI!!
But Santa, my real wish is to go to Severn. Alas, we spent all that money on my
Lax stick. GO SP LAX!!! GO CARIN!! GO FALCONS!!!!!