Define Sfu Meaning

Sfu
Simon Fraser University, located in the Vancouver area of British Columbia, Canada

SFU sits on top of Burnaby Mountain, giving it a beautiful view over north Burnaby
By Zola
Sfu
what everyone calls a university a top a dreary rain soaked foggy mountain that is ranked number one causing for student suicides in Canada

what university do you attend? Someone fucked up.
By Carie
Sfu
Sucks for you.

As in 'Man, you have the worst luck.'

Oh, you have to stay home and clean?

sfu, man
By Kathlin
Sfu

Haha your parents are on FB SFU
By Reina
SFU
Stands for "Schools for Fools University" .
Its a place that people say they are going to if they aren't going to school . Its for people who would rather spend their money on clothes and shoes than an education .

Homie #1: "Hey where are you going to school?!."
Homie #2: "SFU !."
Homie #1: "San Francisco University !."
Homie#2: "No, Schools for Fools University ."
Homie #1:" Damn I wish I was going there ."
Homie #2: "That's what's up ."
By Willie
SFU
So Fucked Up
University on a mountain top in British Columbia as known as Simon Fraser University

A: I scratched my dad's car.. What should I do?
B: Dude you are SFU.

A: Shit, this campus looks like a jail.
B: This place is SFU.
By Rosabelle
SFU
So Fucking Unreal! The place located on top of Burnaby mountain which is simply unreal and awesome!!

SFU is Awesome!!
By Clarie
SFU
A pitiful excuse for a university. Looking for a state of the art medical center? Out of luck. Want to try out for the debate team? Not here. A packed stadium of rowdy college football fans on Saturday afternoon? Try again. People that come from all over town to watch the basketball team on its road to the national title? They don't even know it exists. Well, at least we'll be able to crash the fraternities and sororities, right? Sorry. Upscale shopping village and quaint local hangouts? Not within miles. Classmates that speak english? Fuhgeddaboudit. Cutting edge instructors that are passionate and don't espouse tired viewpoints? This is the land of the old and washed up.

This place was the nadir of my life and I can't believe I wasted all that time there.

I thought I was going to get a valuable college experience, but I ended up going to SFU.
By Kaleena
SFU
Short, Fat, Ugly.

What guys will call girls.

Guy1: That one?
Guy2: SFU

Guy1: That one?
Guy2: SFU

Guy1: That one?
Guy2: bhum !
By Cristina
SFU
Simon Fraser University
SFU is the only university in Canada that rank about the same as Harvard and Oxford. Top university among Canada for most of faculty, especially for engineering and computer science. Microsfot usually come up north from Seattle to SFU to hire Computer science students
professor are very nice
a lot of international students
President of SFU try hard to get student's money
SFU is very rich, it has 4 new faculty building being constructed within 2 years
There's a professor call Prof. Gay
School is free of sexual intercourse, you can easily see people making up in the library, sometimes in the lunge during midnight
student here don't like UBC
one fucking thing is that there's no scantrum mechine in SFU.
locate on the top of mountain, best view, and symbolize SFU has way high up standard above all other universities
High standard Asian girl quality
only 50% real Canadian
High standard business and engineering faculty
only bad thing is there are no medical and law school

If you come to SFU, that means you fail UBC.
By Melony