Shev (n) - one who spills food upon themselves.
(v) the act of spilling food on yourself, resulting in a likely trip to the dry cleaners, or into the purchase of
emergency stain removers.
(began at a shipping company when one employee was seen to repeatedly spill food upon himself during lunch, in meetings where food was provided, and during pot
lucks. Was spread to other parts of the United States of America as employees transferred to other locations, or traveled to other
hubs on business.)
Dude, you just sheved. Here is a stain removing wipe to get the green chili off of your tie.
Honey, everytime you make this soup I end up pulling
a shev.
Dangit! That joke made me
shev!
