Define Shit Me Meaning

Shit Me

Variant of "Fuck me" (exclamation, not invitation).

Shit me, i've got to go- i've parked on double yellow

By Shae

Shit Me

kiddin me, used when some one something you absouletly disagree with

person 1:Check My foot work, check my foot work, ye ain't got these
(ugly tore up filas)
person 2: Shit me, ain't nobody want those

By Nicoline

Shitting Me

kidding me, joking with me, deceiving me (a vulgar slang expression of profound disbelief)

Henry Kissinger confessed to being a war criminal.

No way! You gotta be shitting me!

By Vally

Shits Me

aussie slang for annoyed, mad or being pissed off

cant remember the status comment i was gonna write, its shits me

kids just wont listen, they shit me

stop annoying me, yr giving me the shits

By Giulia

Shit Me

A term used by absolute mad lads exclaiming utter disappointment

Shit me he’s a dick head

By Harriette

Are You Shitting Me?

A more extreme way of saying "Are you kidding me?" This phrase is commonly used to express doubt, surprise, and sometimes displeasure.

Teacher: You got 56% on the Math final.
Student: Are you shitting me?

By Josie

You're Shitting Me

another expression for "you're kidding me"; when someone says something that you dont believe, you usually say "you're shitting me"

Me: I personally know George Clooney.
You: You're shitting me rightt?

By Frankie

Shit Me Up

"Man, don't jump out like that, you proper shit me up!"

By Sydney

Shit Me Off

When something makes you angry.

People who spend all day complaining to Facebook shit me off.
Screamo shits me off.
God, my mum shits me off.

By Gianna

Are You Shitting Me

Are you kidding me! Usually said when someone is very surprised or taken back by something.

He punched him in the face.

Are you shitting me!

By Hulda