A term used to define how anyone feels after a great night out. Brought on by too much alcohol, crazy mad dancing, not enough food and a very, very late night. The person will feel nauseous, have very dry,
bloodshot eyes and only really be able to crawl for the first 2 hours. Walking gradually builds from Chimp, through Neanderthal to upright over 4-5 hours.
To remedy, complete the following:
Make a strong cup of tea, large
Bacon sandwich, drink lots of water, take 2
paracetamol every 4 hours for the entire day and always return to bed when possible.
The morning after
the Wedding, while sitting
in the garden of the hotel many friends commented on one individuals use of Sunglasses. Having
peeled them from his face it was clear to see that he was suffering from major Shiteye.
