Define The Shits Meaning

The Shits

After eating those oreos I got a bad case of the shits.
By Norrie
The Shits
Hawaiian way to say The Shit - notice the failure to differentiate plural from singular, (due to the heavy Pidgin speaking population on the islands)

Wow, I found $900.00 in the wallet I ripped-off from that tourist! That's the shits!
By Rosaline
The Shits

"Please excuse my son from school...he had diearreha...diarea...he had the shits."
By Bridie
The Shits
Brownish-red juice that shoots from the anal sphincter. Caused by Montezuma's Revenge, or other health issues.

By Cleopatra
The Shits

I shouldn't have ate Indian food before i had anal sex. I had a bad case of the shits all over his peenieweenie!
By Lainey
The Shits
Diarrhea with such a ferocity so you don't want to know about it.

After I ate my brothers old cookies, my ass switched to Defcon One at contact with the shits and I crapped myself while running down the stairs to the shit-station.
By Lydia
The Shits

"you give me the shits", "i've got the shits", "that shits me", "that REALLY shits me", "you shit me", "it's really shitting me right now", "what a shitter", "i've had a shitter of a day".
By Fayina
The Shits
soggy/lumpy substance passed through the arsehole pretty much always smells like a family of badgers have died up ur arse a month before release also see townie

damn i think that curry gave me the shits
look at those townie shits
By Maribel
The Shits
A slurred form of "the shit". Refferring to something of great coolness.

Implementing A* in less than 5 minutes is the shits!
By Zara
The Shits
1. Vindaloo + edibility
2. Bad, a ruder version of "down in the dumps"
3. AOL

Dude, that vindaloo gave me the shits!

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Argh, Mellanie dumped me, and now I'm feeling the shits from losing her...

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Peter: Hey Micheal, the shits sent us another frisbee in the mail today!

Micheal: Great! Let's go play with it in the garden, then add it to our other two thousand free discus! Thanks AOL!
By Eva