Karl: "Turns out I'm gay."
Josh: "Also turns out you're going to Shit Hell."
Ethan: "If you don't put Jason Christ into your heart, you'll go to hell, and if you don't allow
Ted Haggard to dip his tip, you'll go straight down to Shit Hell."
Jesse: "And if I marry outside of my race?"
Ethan: "Shit Hell."
Jasper: "I broke the law by going
57 in a 55."
Tommy: "You'll be hanging out
with the Shit Devil soon enough for that!"