Define Shoot On Me Meaning

Shoot Me
Another way of saying sure, often used by someone disinterested and waiting for something interesting to happen.

Don't recommend actually saying this to someone with a gun.

Guy: Want me to sing the national anthem backwards?
Other Guy: Shoot me.
By Cass
Shoot Me
A phrase said when one wants death.

Person A: Hey, did you remember that we have a test today?
Person B: Oh God, shoot me now.
By Charlotta
Shoot Me
A phrase used when someone is called out on something but doesn't care, similar to "bite me".

Person 1: "Hey you're not allowed to smoke in here"
Person 2: "Shoot me"
By Nicola
Shoot Me
To give me or to send me.

Hey bruh, can you shoot me some bread?
By Nicholle
Just Shoot Me
An utterance of defeated frustration and exasperation. Often used in overly one-sided argument by someone who is too tired to fight, or is in a hopeless bind.

Look, I KNOW the horse is out the gate, I left it open, he's gone. I KNOW. I'm gonna go look for him... why you still beating on me? Get it over with and just shoot me already. Christ on a bike.
By Myrna
Shoot Me Now
What someone says, sarcastically, when they are dreading something and wish to be put out of their misery before it happens.

I have to give a talk in class tomorrow - Just Shoot Me Now!

My In-laws are coming over for dinner tonight - Please Just Shoot Me Now!
By Lacee
Shoot Me Straight

By Janeta
Shoot Me With A Stick
When you remember that you need to do something you don't want to do

Person 1: Did you call the doctor yet mate?
Person 2: Crickey, just shoot me with a stick
By Illa
So Shoot Me
A phrase used to basically say "Whatever", "I don't give a fuck", or a sarcastic "Well Excuuuuuse me".
Often said in response to somebody pointing out the fact that one is wrong in a matter that is of total unimportance.

Person 1 - Actually you're wrong. Now Neptune is the farthest planet from the sun.
Person 2 - So shoot me.
By Clarabelle
Shoot Me In The Face
a phrase said when something sucks very very very much or is crappy. especially when you are very bored or someone you hate walks into the room.

alba: erin just walked in the room.
elizabeth: oh my god, shoot me in the face
By Berenice