A label that is often self-proclaimed, but rarely justified. It refers to that one dweeb in the group who thinks he can handle the most alcohol. The Top
Shotter rarely lives up to his bold claims. When faced with a serious drinking challenge amongst
real men, the Top Shotter can be found face down in the nearest
gutter with his liver trying to escape out of rectum.
Top
Shotter: "Come on lads, everyone knows I'm the Top Shotter"
Real Men: "F*** off Joey we just saw you pay that sexy
barmaid for a shot of water"
Top Shotter (after about two shots): "I'm shoo
dwunk and I want my girlfwend"