Define Sized Up Meaning

Sized Up
A way of saying a man got a boner, stiffy, erection, etc.

Sized up is a play on the phrase 'siezed up'.

Alexa: I came twice in a row thinking about last night

Jordan: Dayumm I just sized up hard
By Hilary
Sizing Up
The act of checking someone out to see if you can take them in a fight

Chad told me he was sizing up brad and he thinks he can take him.
By Gerry
Size Up

He did size up the potential destruction, but did not act decisively in the end.
By Shantee
Size Up
The phrase "size up", usually used in arguments, essentially means to "stand up and fight"

"Yo, no long talkin' b. Either size up or nize up"

In other words...

"Hey man, I don't want to do this long talking business anymore. Either stand up to me and let's fight, or shut up."
By Cassy
Sizing Up
The act of looking at someone and determining if you could take them in a fight.

Conor was sizing up Jake for their big fight and thinks he can win.
By Kati
Sizing Up
Basketball term usually used to gauge one defenders ability

What’s he doing with the ball
He’s sizing up seeing how he reacts
By Kaitlynn
Sizing Up
Yall mfs dumb asf tiktok. It means bouta fight

Blah blah sizing up just seeing how to react to someone by examining them
By Lucienne
Size Up
To get a feel of someone's strength by observing them or a call out to get someone to fight you

This pretty simple term which was then redefined by tiktok idiots into: When a man looks if his dick will fit by checking out a girl's thighs.

Bro 1: Bro, I fucked your mom

Bro 2: Size up, bitch.

Bro 1: Bet

What tiktok idiots think it is:

Girl: OMG you're so gross, why are you sizing me up?

Boy: Umm... I wasn't. I don't want to fight
By Pauletta
Size Up
When two men are engaged in a heated argument and it is clear no resolution will be made, one male will say "size up", prompting both participants to expose their penises. The one with the larger penis wins the argument by default simply because his penis is larger. No exceptions.

Male 1: "Dude, you're a fucking dumbass, McDonalds is definitely better than Wendy's."

Male 2: "Um, are you fucking kidding me, Wendy's is 10 times better."

Male 1: "Size up"

Male 2: Alright, fine, McDonald's is better.
By Flory
Sizing Up
To evaluate your opponent before a fight

“What are you waiting for, get on it
“I’m sizing up.”
By Danica