Define Resolution Meaning

Resolution
The maximum number of pixels that can be displayed on a monitor, and a measurement for e-penis size.

A: I'm playing counter-strike on 1024x768 resolution.
B: LOL! NOOB I'M USING 1600x1200!
By Jorey
Resolute

By Sella
Resoluted
Extra-syllabic version of the word resolved. Rarely used outside of military, logistical circles.

By Jandy
New Years Resolution Resolution
What happens when you find that you New Years resolution is out of reach and you quickly change it to avoid disappointment and self loathing.

Jerry: I want to lose 50 pounds by Febuary.

Kerry: You might want to consider a New Years resolution resolution.
By Maurine
Resolution Rush
the rush of people who swarm the gym, and other excersise places, in the weeks after new years. usually subsides quickly

the gym's got the resolution rush, but will be clear by valentine's
By Liz
Resolution List
The list that you make at the beginning of the new year right before you go back to school or work of the the things that you want to accomplish that year. "This year will be different!", you think as you put the list in your bedside drawer and go out to runs some errands.

Six months later, you find the list again during spring cleaning and discover that you haven't done a single thing on that f*cking list!!! You crumple the list up and throw it away, realizing again how crappy your life is....

SOB!!! I haven't done anything on this f*cking resolution list! Screw it, I'm going to the bar...

AGGGGGHHHHHH!!!! This list is the epitemy of my worthlessness.
By Jacki
Drunk Resolution
When drunk you start to have doubts and regrets, you decide you wont drink so much again, or you will start dieting/exercising these resolutions feel like new years until you wake up the next day and either have forgotten about them or give up on them.

Bill: Man I'm totally getting up early tomorrow and hitting the gym!

Next day Bill wakes up at noon and eats leftover pizza and watches TV and realizes hes made yet another drunk resolution
By Gayel
Chinese Resolution
When you've made a New Year's resolution, but haven't kept it all January. Therefore, you decide to resolve your habit et cetera after Chinese New Year.

Friend A: "Hey, I thought you quit smoking?"

Friend B: "Well, I'll make it my Chinese resolution, just for you!"
By Drucy
Resolution Jogger
One that is easily spotted as having very clean and flashy running apparel. These people have made a new years resolution to jog and lose wait. Sadly 20% will remain after a 2 week period because well, they can always jog tomorrow

Person 1: Woah look at the guy! Is he actually jogging in Edd Hardy athletic suit?
Person 2: That my friend is what we call a resolution jogger at it's finest.
By Suzann
Re-Resolute
To have a "do-over" of a previous years' New Year's Resolution.

My resolution last year was to go to yoga. I didn't go, so I re-resolute to go to yoga in the new year.

My resolution was to lose weight this year, but I am still fat. I re-resolute to lose weight in the new year!
By Freida