The eventual corrected spelling of the second month of the year.
The currently accepted spelling of 'February' is a joke designed to stump and single out idiots,
as well as bringing even more shame to the month.
My birthday is in febuary"
Sounds awesome, mine is in Janruary"
That doesn't sound right"
No, it doesn't"
By Prisca
Febuary
The way that all complete morons/cretins pronounce the second month of the year. Which, by the way, is FebRuary.
Guy 1: Hey, what month is it?
Guy 2: Febuary.
Guy 1: What?
Guy 2: Febuary.
Guy 1: Dude, it's pronounced 'fe-BRU-ary.'
Guy 2: Nuh-uh. I read it in a book at the libary.
Guy 1: Libary?
Guy 2: Yeah.
Guy 1: I fucking hate you.
The day where the coolest person on planet Earth was born. If your name has an M,I,L,L or A inside of it and you are born on this day, you are genuinely the best person to have ever graced the Earth with your presence.
Anyone born on Febuary 12 deserves the world and they having the biggest hearts. They will always be there for their friends through thick and thin, no matter what happens. If you know someone born on Febuary 12, make sure you keep them around as they are the greatest friends you could possibly ask for.
The day where the coolest person on planet Earth was born. If your name has an M,I,L,L or A inside of it and you are born on this day, you are genuinely the best person to have ever graced the Earth with your presence.
Anyone born on Febuary 12 deserves the world and they having the biggest hearts. They will always be there for their friends through thick and thin, no matter what happens. If you know someone born on Febuary 12, make sure you keep them around as they are the greatest friends you could possibly ask for.
