Since yawning has been proven contagious, the Sleeping Giant is both a pleasurable and scientifically correct experience.
The Sleeping Giant, is when you Yawn in the presence of a attractive female, preferably a blonde for they are born with a much larger throat capacity than the average woman. You wait for this woman to be afflicted by the yawning bug, once afflicted her mouth will be 100% open, her eyes closed tightly, and her jaw tilted upwards slightly. Now, seize the moment, and insert your penis into her drowsy wonder cave (Mouth). With your penis now resting softly on the top of her tongue, you have successfully created a Sleeping Giant, literally.
-Also known in the Asian community, as "Yawning Dragon, angry Egg roll."
"Man, I had to yawn for 37 minutes last night before I hit that bitch with a Sleeping Giant."
By Reiko
Awaken A Sleeping Giant
(v.) to prompt a powerful force of unknown destuctive capabilities into action.
The action of having a massive shit, usually quite jarring and surprising in nature, no more than one hour after waking up.
Wow dude, the sleeping brown giant i just encountered totally burned my bunghole because of the hot wings I ate last night. I wasn't even really awake yet, but I definitely am now.
By Cathleen
Sleeping Giant Middle School
Shit hole of a school where people only care about who they are dating or popularity. The boys there are all basic and same with the girls. You cant forget that bitch that crys when she is told to write her name.
to take a amper and a downer simultaneously giving you a feeling of being a sleep walker and sometimes having an inflated head. I'm experiencing it rn.
Person 1: Oh my lawd look at that dude he's absolutely gone!
