Jarring means collecting your bodily waste and/or fluids (generally describing urine or feces, but also includes sperm, blood, phlegm, pubic hair, boogers/snot, earwax, puss, those little tails that come from blackheads, fingernails, and nut-butter) in a small jar. Commonly practiced by psychopaths and the extremely lazy. The lazy hide their jarring from others (usually under their bed) and psychopaths jar for many years and display their collection(s) proudly on shelves.
Dude, my girlfriend told me that she has been jarring for the last two weeks! Yea... I broke it off... quickly.
Based on the completely unnecessary and gratuitous CG character Jar Jar Binks in the Star Wars prequel, _Phantom Menace_, it has come to refer to any overly obnoxious or heavy-laden computer-generated movie or character therein.
"This film would've been ok except for the fact they jar-jar'd it with all of those over-the-top effects."
"Did you see Jet Li's _The One_? It was bad and a jar-jar extraordinaire!"
I didn't know any of the answers on the test, but I still jarjarred my way to a B.
By Eve
JAR
A term for “Just another ranker” used by chicanos typically in Southern California. The word is popular in Los Angeles for using the term in a way to describe someone who is from a low place and is not “about that life”.
Person 1: “Say fuck JAR”
Person 2: “Well I’m not from there foo”
Person 1: “Say it again foo”
Person 2: “Fuck JAR, there you happy foo?”
Person 1: “Once a bitch, always a bitch homie”
That girl you were talking to was jarring fam or it's so jarring how that party last night got locked off
By Katti
Jar Jar
In Oakville, a mystical creature exists known only to the locals as JAR JAR, a large African-Canadian male subject who enjoys consuming human spines, and harassing, old help-less men with patty hats and no ways to defend themself. He rules over the kingdom of Hopedale with an iron fist, and sends roaming death squads (known as the "Hopedale Kr3w")to terrorize the Red Hat Society (old women and Korean War veterans). He is the illegitimate son of Erykah Badu and Jar Jar Binks, and this in turn caused him to father three glowing, white children with his sweatpant-wearing, dumb redneck of a white girl.
yo ol' man, what you sayin'!? Me Jar Jar, show some respect, white boy!! (old man craps himself) Nice hat!!!
