Define Smattered Meaning

Smatter
when you gots ta asks what is wrong really fast.

What smatter witcha, b?
By Hedwiga
Smattering

I was given a smattering of stamps to choose from.
By Teriann
Smatter
This is a word that with two meaning first as a compound word it translates into the question "What is the matter ?" or " Is there a problem ? "
The being the ejected substance of a of a wet fart.

{Definitions #1}

:Hey... What smatter ? You don't look so good.

{Definition #2}

: Oh no ! That not good ! I just farted and got smatter on my underware !
By Vivi
Smatter
semen, cum, jizz, skeet, man juice .....whatever you want to call it

I walked in on them and she had smatter all over her face
By Romonda
Smatter Ye
Cross word between smack and batter

By Melonie
Smattering Of Nuns
A smattering of nuns is very similar to a murder of crows, except most of the nuns aren't birds.

"After the zombocalypse, a smattering of nuns engaged in a light popegasm." - Tim Defrag
By Debbi
Smatter Horn
Taking a dump on someones chest during sexual intercourse.

"I gave Shirly a wicked smatter horn horn last night!"
By Auroora
Smatter

By Aimee
Smattered
A term for drug user half way between scattered on the gear and smashed on pot or alcohol at the same time

I'm off my face totally smattered
By Auria