Define Smooth Criminal Meaning

When someone you work with is secretly watching porn on his computer and spanking his monkey under the desk without getting caught.

Something you just got hit by.

1) The seventh track on Michael Jackon's Bad album. A "fantasy" song that is, what Thriller is to Thriller, to Bad. Thriller took you to zombie land. Smooth Criminal reminds you Sunday was a black day and has you wondering whether Annie is okay now.

2) One of the most amazingly choreographed music videos ever by the King of Pop, Michael Jackson.

The act of pulling out before ejaculation and jamming your thumb in a girls butthole, then when she turns around in shock ejaculating on her face, then running away. The technique gets its name from the fact that the female usually makes a noise similar to Michael Jackson in the popular song of the same name.

Moonwalking after you commit your felony.

When you take a shit and wipe your ass and the paper is clean.The shit left no residue on your ass, so its a smooth criminal.

The shaved testicles of a man.

To nonchalantly avoid an argument whether or not it is already occurring by making direct eye contact and leaving the room or area, with a calm stride.

A person who decides to commit a crime and then moonwalk away from the scene.

When a drunk guy is peeing while standing up and leans from side to side as far as possible like Michael Jackson in the Smooth Criminal video, just to see how far he can go without falling over or losing control and pissing on everything.