The name of the woman in the
snorg tees ad on UD she is so hot you cannot touch her as you will instantly burst into flames. The only reason her clothes don't
catch fire is that she soaks them in the tears of orphans before she wears them. She was cast out of heaven by God himself as her beauty was too great and no other heavenly being could compare. She now graces us mere mortals here on Earth with her unmatched beauty and irresistible charm. Her short brown hair and smooth complexion are
a testament to true perfection. I love you Snorg! The world is a better place now your here.
Guy1- "Hey man here comes
snorg!"
Guy2- "Don't look directly at her! She's
too beautiful."
Guy1- "I can't see where I'm going, what did I just bump into? Oh shit!
I'm on fire!"