Define Solitaire Meaning

Solitaire
The act of masturbation. Originates from the card game of the same name, not only because the game is played alone, but because of the 'fapping' sound created when cards are placed on the table.

You assholes ditched me. I ended up playing solitaire seventeen times.
By Lizette
Solitaire

"I'm gonna go play solitaire."
"Why??"
"Cause I have know friends."
By Augustine
Solitaire
n. Also referred to as "the loner's game," a one-person card game involving a pathetic string of disappointments. Reserved for filling up the "special void" for losers and complete bores.

By Leshia
Solitaire
a name that people give there children, when they know that there child will grow to b a loner and follower.
to be one with urself.
Sum1 who is a loner

Solitaire is a Solitaire
By Lizbeth
Solitaire
The one-person card game, played far more often on the computer than with actual cards.

He can win at Solitaire on the computer.
By Joete
Solitaire
The most played Windows PC card game ever made, since it comes with every fucking Windows computer.

By Dedie
Solitaire
Quite possibly the greatest game created by man. Can be played alone, which is absolutely badass. It's also pretty much the only thing a person does in computer class. Also when you beat it, the cards fly around like, fucking crazy ass birds!

Dude so what are you doing ritght now?

Suckin dick and playing solitaire man.
By Elyse
Solitaire
1. a card game played alone
2. the act of masterbation. can be used in code with cards, spit, snap, poker

By Gretna
Solitaire
The act of placing ones hands firmly around ones own cock and/or balls and pumping until all reserves of man-chowder are depleted.

I'll catch up with you guys later, after I grab a quick game of solitaire
By Margareta
Solitaire Confinement
When you have no internet and all you can do all day long is play solitaire.

When Mom took away my network card, I was in solitaire confinement for a week.
By Mariejeanne