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Space Jam
A movie about Jordan retiring but got back to Basketball to help the toons beat the giant aliens in a game who stole the talents from 5 NBA superstars. Michael Jordan stars in the movie with the loony toons (however you spell it) characters.

Kazaam sucks and so does Shaq when it comes to movies. Space Jam was sweet and so was MJ. Why the hell would you steal Shawn Bradley's talent???????
By Elnora
Space Jam
A malfunctioned Space Dock, in which the donor fecal matter is lodged within the anal and/or vaginal and/or hand made taintal cavity, resulting in an awkward experience for all and an uncomfortable trip to the ass doctor for a routine enema.

Stan Podlak: yo what it is MJ
Michael Jordan: fuckin cracka imma fuckin shit in your asshole.
Stan Podlak: k
Michael Jordan: aw shit sorry bro don't think that's comin out
Stan Podlak: nah it's ok i space jammed myself last night in the urethra
Michael Jordan: ok gonna play some minor league baseball peace

RON PAUL 08

By Noellyn
Space Jam
1. Verb. To steal the abilities, talents, or gifts of another human being through magical or supernatural means.

2. Verb. To cheaply copy another artist's style to the extent that you become a cartoonish portrayal of said original artist.

1. ex. If I could SPACE JAM Ron Jeremy's downstairs area, I'd get all the ladies.

2. ex. Gunther: "Hey, Otis, what do you think of the new Robin Thicke joint?" Otis: "I do not approve. He's just SPACE JAMMING Prince."
By Maegan
Space Jam
To steal or take something from someone else, like in Space Jam when the aliens took the Basketball players' skills and powers.

Dude, that guy totally just Space Jammed my bike!!
By Doroteya
Space Jamming
The act of napping while specifically utilizing a 1996 Michael Jordan Space Jam blanket as a cover.

What is your plan for tonight?

After work, do a little space jamming, and then I'll be ready to get drunk.
By Giralda
Space Jam
Basketball superstar Michael Jordan and cartoon favorite Bugs Bunny team up with other basketball greats and Looney Tunes characters in this combination animated/live-action feature. Jordan must help the Looney Tunes gang with a basketball game against a group of outer space creatures whose plan, if they win, is to kidnap the Looney Tunes and take them to a failing government system where Jordan must relocate the current president of Zootopia. This was known as, Operation Space Jam.

it's the best damn operation in the galaxy. Space Jam
By Anselma
Space Jam
The act of a male masturbating or engaging in sexual activities involving the penis while orbiting in outer space. As the male ejaculates, gravity keeps some semen from leaving the penis, thus remaining stuck in the penis. The penis is then space jammed.

Jackie: Yo Gregory! I heard you and Janet just got back from the moon, how was it?

Gregory: Pretty sweet man but we tried to fuck in the cargo bay of the space ship and I got so space jammed, it took me forever to get it out.

Jackie: Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttt..........
By Marsiella
Space Jam
To wear Nike Air Jordans while fucking a girl.

I totally Space Jam that girl when I was in LaFrance's room.
By Cindie
Space Jams
A bastardized gimmicky version of my all- time favorite Jordans: the 11's. Just another marketing gimmick by Jordan that wannabe sneakerheads and hypebeasts lined up for. Quality is no where near the original 11's and sadly people paid 175$ for them.

Adrian: Yo I'm a real Jordan-head cause I waited all night at the mall just to cop a pair of Space Jams!!!
Me: SMH
By Haley
Space Jammed
When you haven't done sport for an extended period of time, and cannot perform like you previously could. Similar to how all the pro basketball players lost their powers in the movie Space Jam.

Swimmer 1: I've been out for a month, it feels like I'm swimming through custard.

Swimmer 2: Shit dude, you're space jammed!
By Ester