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Define Custard Meaning

Custard
A dish made of milk, eggs, flavoring, and sometimes sugar, boiled or baked until set.

Fuck you, I asked for custard, not bloody wordmayonnaise/word. (Link added becuase most of you probably think mayonnaise is semen.)
By Starla
Custard
Someone who is a bit of a CUnt and a bit of a basTard.

That doorman is a right fucking custard!!
By Kaile
Custard
A portmanteau of customer and retard.

I had to quit my job at McDonald's because I couldn't handle the damn custards.
By Olivia
Custard
Seminal male ejaculate

"She's got custard dripping down her face"
"Would madam like custard on her buns?"
By Stella
Custard
cunt bastard

That George Dubya is a right piece of custard.
By Ibby
Custard
When you dont know what to say

Person 1: I made love to a camel
Person 2: Custard
By Moyna
Custard
Soft Serve ice cream in South Jersey.

"I'd like a medium vanilla custard on a cone with chocolate jimmies."
By Kassandra
Custard
your bitch; your ho; your pussy; girl you use for sex

Guy 1: Dude, is that your ho?
Guy 2: Yeah man, that's my custard.
By Laurene
Custard
a yellowy fowl vannilaish liquid that Freek rubs on his nipples

Please, rub the custardharder!
By Fay
Custard
dirty pussy juice

"I would have eaten Jenny's snatch, but there was custard dripping out of it so I decided to pass."
By Gwynne