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Define Mayonnaise Meaning

Mayonnaise
Something that is not, in fact, an instrument.

Is mayonnaise an instrument?

No, Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument.
By Marice
Mayonnaise
1) An egg-based stable liquid-mixture commonly spread on sandwiches and used as salad dressing or a binding agent in cooking.

2) Semen.

3) Boring, whiter than white. Used by Caucasians to refer to other Caucasians who shun their ethnic heritage in favor of a more yuppie lifestyle. Originally used by Italian Americans from the Mid-Atlantic states, it has gained more use due to its reference in the popular HBO show, The Sopranos.

1) "Can I have mayonnaise on my sandwich instead of mustard?"

2) "That asshole jacked off while I was out last night and got his nasty mayonnaise all over my favorite sheets."

3) "Ever since Angelo started dating that girl, he's become so mayonnaise. All he talks about now is joining a country club and buying a house in the suburbs. What gives?"
By Candice
Mayonnaise
The most disgusting thing in the whole world and also something that you should only use on a sandwich to make it less dry and if you use it otherwise you should die in a hole in the back of a corner store with a broken vending machine and you should also live with your ex

Mayonnaise is nasty just like yo Mama
By Jennette
Mayonnaise
The extra skin that folds over between the bottom of a tight t-shirt and the top of a pair of low-rise jeans on a fat girl.

Dude, check out the mayonnaise on that bitch.


By Gabbey
Mayonnaise
Slang for semen, but when still used in the same manor as a condiment.

I like my ham sandwiches with plenty of mayonnaise!
By Odilia
Mayonnaise
Cocaine in powder form.

"Al and Dave the life of the party were known for having great mayonnaise. To approach them using any other term for the substance would mean to be denied".
By Laina
Mayonnaise
The white man's kryptonite!

Josh was a strong powerful suburban white male who could leap tall buildings in a single bound. But since he's been eating mayonnaise on his sandwich's he's just a lazy cracker now!
By Regina
Mayonnaise
A common substituent for sexual lubricant, most often used by the elderly.

Eloise get the Mayonnaise were all out of k-y.
By Christan
Mayonnaise
what black peple dont like

the nigger doesent like mayonnaise
By Engracia
Mayonnaise
a condiment which everyone under 21 loves. Everybody loves it, except for a very few people, mainly people who are grossly obese, and who can't afford to get any fatter. Explains part of the reason why more kids are getting overweight.

About 95% of youth will eat and like mayonnaise, the other 5%, well, they eat miracle whip, even though miracle whip is essentially mayo based anyway.
By Clementia