Just think of the miracle whip that you put on your sandwhich. In this case the semen is the miracle and the whip is your hand, the slap is like putting the sandwhich together
By Margeaux
Miracle Whip
When a girl give you a blowjob while she still has cum in her mouth
"I'm killiny'all niggaz on this lyrical shit. Mayonnaise colored Benz I push miracle whips."
-Kanye West
By Van
Miracle Whip
The most disgusting, vomit-inducingmayonnaise ever created. How it is still distributed is a mystery as no food containing Miracle Whip can ever be called "delicious".
Me: I'd rather eat my own puke than taste anything that contains Miracle Whip.
I whip Miracle Cum
Miracle cum I whip
Whip my Miracle cum
By Shari
Miracle Whip
The female equivalent of "duck butter," which is the filmy, pungent sweat that forms between the genitals and the bunghole in the area referred to as the gup or the taint. Can become particularly thick and stinky in during hot weather, or after days not bathing.
When you are getting oral sex from your girlfriend and you pull your penis out of her mouth to slap it on her face when unintentionally you climax and shoot semen into her eye.