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Define Sparkling Water Meaning

Sparkling Water
water that sparkles

sparkling water
By Tami
Sparkling Water
1: soda without any flavor, the worst kind of water.

2: masochist water

"hey, did you hear that Jim's favorite drink is sparkling water? That son of a bitch must be crazy, or a masochist."
By Joann
Sparkling Water
Effervescent posh beverage artificially charged with carbon dioxide. Only drank by tories.

Morgan: ‘Oh Theresa, pass one a glass of sparkling water please’

Theresa: ‘Only if you plan on throwing it over the peasants’
By Rebekkah
Sparkling Water
The most beautiful beverage a person can consume
Thurst quenching and refreshing

Wow its warm today i could really use a glass of sparkling water
By Virgina
Sparkling Water
Describes a person who looks confident and knowledgable about something but he/she is not actually that great. So we say they are sparkling, but they are weak as liquid (water).

Isaac: OMG, Kimmy looks like he is so good at data science.

Bob: He is sparkling water.
By Edith
Sparkling Water
The worst form of carbonated drink. It’s like angry water.

“Hey bro you want some sparkling water”

“HECK NO THAT STUFF IS NASTY”
By Editha
Sparkle Water
A beverage (often a group source and fruity) laced with LSD. Often seen at hippy gatherings, music festivals, parties, and/or raves.

"I went to a dubstep concert out in Humboldt and some hippy put a vial in the punch so like 20 people ended up tripping off that sparkle water."

"i had some Sparkle water at the Spliff Sanctum and ended up naked in the redwoods."
By Gabi
Sparkling Water Addiction
Something that gay men, English Teachers, Karens, and Spongebob Squarepants have

sally: Woah thats your 15th can today!
John: I have a Sparkling Water Addiction, i can't help it.
By Lurette
Sparkling Water
Sparkling water tastes like pins and needles would

Person 1 - I’ll have some sparkling water

Person 2 - why? It’s tastes like pins and needles
By Odetta