A boy (not a man), whose sole contribution to the upbringing of his offspring can be repaid by sending him a jizz soaked
hankie and a note bearing the words "Now
I owe you nothing"(an excellent quote from Salvadore
Dali).
1. Adam, my sperm donor, is so lame that he gave the State a false employer name right before christmas.
2. Robert, a boy in a
girlie man body, is the avatar of all narcissistic,
anhedonic, joyless sperm donors.
3. Elliott, who seemed like a decent sort of fellow, was living a lie every time he called himself a 'father'. In fact, given his many failures to live up to the most minimal definition of the word, the best he could hope for is the
ignominious apellation "sperm donor".