A severe deformality of the legs caused by sitting on the ground in an emo fashion at a concert. The heavy
low frequency soundwaves barrage the bones of the legs, causing a loss of muscle mass and a lengthening of bone structure in the
femur, fibia, and
tibia. The result is a person with long, gangly spider legs.
Example One:
Sebastian: Did you see that
fucking kid back there with the spider legs?!?!?
Dylan: Yeah! Hes watching my backpack for me, and I dont trust him as far as he can reach with his massive, akward,
gangly spider legs!
Example Two:
Captain
Jean Luc Picard of the U.S.S. Enterprise hates kids with spider legs. Captain Jean Luc Picard doesent respect people who sit down and face walls at concerts.