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Define Femur Meaning

Femur
verb-to snap, crack, or otherwise damage the bone in the upper leg, which connects the hip to the knee.

Origin: Late 1990's. Invented by 'swoopers', extreme athletes that get their daily adrenaline skydiving and skimming the ground.

"Hey man, you hear about AJ? Dude came down over the north field, got his boot caught on a rock and femured. He's done for like six months."
By Amalita
Femur
The largest bone in your body, connected to your hip. Very useful for the agressive guy on top.

"Me and my boyfriend had CRAZY sex last knight. I just laid down naked while he licked my titties and used his femurs to fuck me to eternity."
By Floria
Femur
A person strung out or addicted to anything. Mainly, but not limited to illegal drugs.

Thomas: (Calling friend on phone) Man where the hell are you at?!?!? I've had this blount rolled up and ready to smoke for 2 hours!!!

Chuck: Man calm down, i'll be there in five minutes femur!
By Marney
Femurize
to fuck someone up in a fight
or destroy something...

to have sex

"man that fight was insane today"
"yeah.. steve femurized that dude"

"i would like to femurize your girl friend"
By Darleen
Femur Breaker
When you're Radical Larry and you hear this over the intercom you're fucking dead lmao

Radical Larry : I'mm gonna go kill some D-bois
Intercom: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Radical Larry: fucking D-boiz always pressing the Femur Breaker Button goddamnit
By Rhona
Femur Fuck
The sexual act of placing your shaft in the area between your partner's upper and lower leg (this area is known as the 'legpit' or 'legbow') and then using the area to have sex with. This can accomplished be in a one-on-one situation but is usually reserved in a group sex or gangbang setting where all other areas of traditional sex are taken.

Since Jackie had every hole filled and she was jerking off two other guys my only option was to femur fuck her.
By Umeko
Femur Beamer
Elijah's broken femur

That kid got femur beamered yesterday.
By Jeana
Femur Mist
When a man's leg is blown to bits.

"Too bad that man's leg was made Femur Mist when he stepped on that landmine, could of pulled some info from em'"
By Caresa
Femur OBryan
Mythical Timid like creature said to habit the French Alps and was thought to bring injury, misfortune and broken bones to those who crossed its path.

Dios mio may the lord protect us on this mountain crossing from the Femur OBryan (FemBry)
By Arlie
Femur Pasta
1. Pasta made of pure human femurs, an Italian delicacy
2. A member of the 18+ Discord server, "Another Fucking Server".

1. They're serving femur pasta at the family reunion!
2. femur pasta is in gen chat.
By Jennee