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Intercom
A communication system you can have fun with at your local Wal-Mart.

Deal #96 at the intercom and "Dear customers...."
By Eudora
Intercom
a intercommunication system, a network of loudspeakers connected to a microphone

He chewed me out over the intercom.
By Clotilda
Intercom
Between more than one member of the Soviet Union.

There was an Intercom meeting last week in St. Petersberg.
By Clareta
Intercom Groomer
a way to talk to children without being seen

some kids were buzzing my brothers front door so he started to talk to the children, i said "stop being an intercom groomer you paedo"
By Katusha
California Intercom
The act of placing a cell phone with the ringer set to vibrate inside the rectal vault of a sexual partner whilst simultaneously calling said phone.

Variant: having one's friend call said phone during the sexual act.

Hey man, I totally want to set up a California Intercom tonight. Can you call my phone at around 10:30?
By Loralee
Custodial Intercom
Noun: Garbage chute

"Hey, have you seen Dave?"

"Let's see if we can reach him on the custodial intercom."
By Willabella
Walmart Intercom
a pa system that is supposed to be used by walmart employees' but is mostly used by customers who are looking to joke around and have fun

josh:(walk over to phone and picks up phone at walmart to use the walmart intercom) attention walmart shoppers' for the next ten minutes all electronics are 50 percent off walmart employees: huh? who just made that announcement!!!!! i think someones playing with the intercoms again!
By Odelinda
Intercom Tag
What Managers Do In The Retail Business, When Someone Pages a Person Via The Intercom To Dial Them At a Certain Number, Then The Paged Person Pages The Pager With A Certain Number. Happens When You Can't Hear The Phone Extention to Dial, It Usually Goes on for like Five Minutes Until An Outside Party Who Actually Heard The Extention Number Tells One Of The Pagers. Pretty Annoying if You Have To Hear It 8:30 am on a Monday.

Manager One: "Manager 2 Dial 362"
A Minute Goes By
Manager Two: "Manager 1 Call 206"
30 Seconds Pass
Manager One: "Manager 2 Dial Extention 362"
Goes On For Another Five Minutes
By Ardra
Okie Intercom
Searching for or communicating with another person by yelling at the top of your lungs, especially when you could easily locate them quietly and have a discreet conversation.

JimBob: Geez, is that your mother hollerin'?
Skeeter: Oh gawd, she's on the Okie Intercom again. The whole neighborhood can hear her.
JimBob: You better go.
Skeeter: (yelling at 110 decibels) I'm right across the street ma! Lordie, turn it down a notch!
JimBob: (ears ringing) Holy crap.
By Petronilla
Irish Intercom
The act of screaming throughout the house to convey a message.

Mom, why don't you just come and talk to me instead of using the Irish intercom?
By Anitra