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Define Spring Roll Meaning

Spring Roll
a tiny & thin penis

Tim had the smallest spring roll I ever did see!
By Idell
Spring Roll
A very skinny asian that uses extremely well-learned chinglish to communicate with other people.

John: Sup, Wang!
Wang: WAT U DOINGG ME NO SPEAKA ENGLASH TOODEY
John: Can you say that more clearly?
Bob: He can't, he is obviously a spring roll.
By Jessi
Spring Roll
Cute dainty penis

His spring roll is good but there's a reason orders always come in 2
By Gavrielle
Spring Roll
A girl that is so pastey white that can see her blue blood vessels through her spring roll like skin.

Hey check out that spring roll over there.
By Dagmar
Spring Roll
When you vomit in the morning after a big night out the night before. Usually the result of drinking way too much alcohol, and being massively hungover the next day

Person 1: How'd you pull up this morning? You have spring roll?
Person 2: Nah not feeling too bad actually. managed to hold it down!
By Bertina
Spring Roll
The instance in which an erection occurs and sustains as someone is rolling down a hill in the spring.

"Dude. Good thing you had a newspaper handy. That was a major spring roll!"
By Dasha
Spring-roll Compliment
spring-roll compliment: n. a compliment suspiciously wrapped. Unaccepted compliment due to cautious distrust of someone or something.

It didn't really matter, it was a spring-roll compliment anyway
By Jan
California Spring Roll
When a guy shoves a spring roll on his dick and fucks a hoe, yelling I'm from Cali bitch

How did my california spring roll taste
By Rosmunda
Cincinnati Spring Roll
During coitus with an obese female the male defecates on the female's ample midsection, places his penis on the dump, rolls a flabby roll over the feces covered penis and proceeds to fornicate with the shitty fat roll.

Broseph, I was so shitfaced last night that when she asked me to give her a cleveland steamer and I ended up Cincinnati Spring Rolling her. Every time I take a piss it smells like McDonald's and shit.
By Emmeline
Spring Roll Snorkeling
Underwater penis hunting resulting in unsuspected blow job from a third party.

I was making out wit my girl in the lake and was surprised by a spring roll snorkeling, awesome!
By Hulda