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Squaids
Shorthand notation of "squirrel AIDS". Some serious shit!
=3

"wtf, i'm not going to that miley cyrus concert...i'd rather have squaids!"
By Gwyn
Squaids
the worst form of AIDS on planet Earth contracted by sexual relations with squirrels. Squirrel AIDS = Squaids.

Man 1: "dude, she was so good in bed man!"
Man 2: "bro, I'm tellin ya, fuckin around with her you might get squaids"
By Carri
Squaids
the AIDS from a squirrel

1: "Dude, I totally did a squirrel and my balls itch now!"
2: "You have squaids!"
By Malinda
Squaids
another term for squirrel aids. usually resulting in loss of hair and legs

I lost my legs because squaids
By Ethel
Squaids
squirrel aid or "squaids" is when you have the aid virus in your scrotom and they eat your nuts like a squirrel

Jake: I heard that cole got "squaids" from Cheyenne

Landon: Dude i thought cole was gay

Jake: He is now
By Allsun
Squaids
A giant squid with aids.

Giant squids are a dying breed so its a shame that this one has squaids.
By Midge
Squaids
Disease contracted from fucking squirrels too much. Originates from The Wirral, Merseyside and has been seen in various other places such as Guyana and the city of Portsmouth. Can also be known as the Real Slim Squaidy. Has a thing for yoda too.

"Have you seen any squirrels lately?"
"Nah man, I think they died from squaids"
By Celesta
Squaids
A disease you get when you, all of a sudden, think it's okay to fuck some squirrels. Results-You fucked some squirrels.

You+Idea to bang Mr. or Ms. Squirrel=Squaids

Guy 1 "So, what did the doctor say?"

Guy 2 "Doctor said I contracted...Squaids..."

Guy 1 "...I'm sorry did you say squaids, or aids?"

Guy 2 "Squaids man,"

Guy 1 "That's what I thought you said..."

Guy 2 "Yeah..."

Guy 1 "......"

Guy 2 "..."

Guy 1 "So let me get this straight, you decided it was a good idea to fuck a squirrel all of a sudden, a squirrel bro,"

Guy 2 "Well,...she be lookin at my nuts and all"

Guy 1 "....Yeah, Good Luck with that."
By Tierney
SQUAIDS
Squirrel AIDS, for anyone who's wondering at home.

I got trapped in a reactor shortly after my last raid
And got shot into a slum where I could have gotten SQUAIDS
By Ermina
Squaids
An epidemical disease plaguing squirrels, rodents, and celebrities as we speak. Also known as Squirrel Aids

Squaids. It's some serious shit!
By Merry