The sound you make when you've just curled out a very wet shit in your pants and can't be bothered to go home and change so you head to the nearest bar and sit down and
have a drink. Everyone can
smell you but you don't care. What you do care about is the fact that every time you move from
cheek to cheek to get more comfortable you simply end up squelching all the time.
"
Fucking hell mate, is that you making that smell?"
"Yeah.
I just shit my pants."
"Can't you go home and change?"
"Yeah I guess. To be honest, probably best cos I'm just squelching over here.
Fuck it's even running down into my boots."