Define Squints Meaning

Squints
An upset stomach that may or may not lead to diarrhea or vomiting.

I sure have the squints after eating that giant bowl of chili.
By Elenore
Squint Squint
That vice grip tight pussy, that your favorite ice cream good good pussy, that straight Hiroshima bomb pussy. Straight from the heavens type pussy, God's best work.

"Bro I think I'm bout to cuff shawty she got that squint squint "
By Pattie
Squints
The group of scientists at the Jeffersionian Institute which FBI Agent Seely Booth calls "squints"

By Trude
Squint
A person who only ventures outside their room for compulsory activity or food. Generally wears green clothing and doesn't lift.

Hey Parker, check out that massive squint Waldon over there
By Bonnie
Squinted
when you get so ripped that your eyelashes are touching which causes distorted vision and temporary lack of judgement

I hit the bong too hard and now i'm squinted and cant see the floor.

I can't drive, I'm too squinted.
By Blair
Squint
1) geek.
2) extremely intelligent person who lacks social skills.
3) derogatory term for such people that stereotype them as people who examine things very closely and look down on others that are not as intellectually intelligent.
4) a nickname for scientists, who "squint" a lot in their work

"The squints were assigned to examine the body very closely to find out clues about how the person was killed."

Often said in the TV Show, Bones.
By Dorice
Squints
The man in Sandlot which is one of the greatest movies of all time. He made out with Wendy Peffercorn becuase he has giant balls. Then he boned her when he grew up.

Squints is the man. that's it.
By Emmy
Squinted

last night we got so squinted I couldn't see.
By Aubrey
Squint
Not having the eyes completely open.

Can also mean to look for something that may or may not be there. This definition is mainly used in fanfiction.

There are hints of slash in that oneshot if you squint.
By Pammie
Squint
to be incapable of opening one's eyes more than just a slit. May result from constant exposure to smoke, i.e. in the case of a pothead, or in the event of being struck in the face by a piece of citrus fruit at high velocity.

The stoner squinted at me after I pegged him in the face with an orange.
By Romona