A squizz is a person who pretends he is straight, has a girlfriend, talks about boobies, but infact hides a secret homosexual lifestyle where he takes it up the ass like a littlebitch that he really is.
That guy Jon, he is such a squizz. Last week I saw him necking some guy in town, his girlfriend has no clue.
I greatly enjoy consuming squizz. This is because I have no brain or moral sense, so I automatically assume it's fine to eat stuff that's not human, and moreover, were I to know that that may not be alright, I wouldn't care. Yayz.
