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Define Stairmaster Meaning

Stairmaster
To totally own, abuse, or dominate.

He really stairmastered his nuts on that firehydrant.

I'll stairmaster that loser.
By Gleda
Stairmaster
A legend who is known to have sexual intercourse under flights of stairs at John Marshal High School. He Is now graduated and living the sauce life.

Student: too bad stairmaster isn't here anymore. I looked up to him so much.
By Robinet
Stairmaster
The other ruler of the world. Master of everything, including stairs.

Ya know Stairmaster? I heard she pwnd austoko in Halo!
By Ayn
Cleveland Stairmaster
While walking up a flight of stairs, taking a projectile shit or sharting (fart & shit at the same time) on the person behind you.

Guy 1: Dude you wouldn't believe what my girl did last night!

Guy 2: She didn't fake it?

Guy 1: Nah, I was walking up stairs behind her and smacked her ass and she suprised me with a Cleveland Stairmaster!

Guy 2: Dude....
By Ariela
Organic Stairmaster
aka a hill.

I'm gonna go get some exercise on the organic stairmaster.

I climbed every organic stairmaster in Florida the other day.

The organic stairmaster sure tires out Fluffy.
By Candide
Rowing Machine And Stairmaster
A term for a manual transmission in an automobile, with the rowing machine being the gearshift and the stairmaster being the clutch pedal.

"This is gonna be the last BMW M5 with the rowing machine and stairmaster!"

Most cars sold in Europe use the rowing machine and stairmaster.
By Ann-Marie