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Define Steamers Meaning

The Steamer
Pertains to and when something out of your own control (or seemingly out of your own control) goes totally wrong and has negative consequences. "The Steamer" loves everyone despite everyone despising "the steamer."

Losing a sports video game at the very last second. Dropping your beer. Getting in a car accident. Pouring your cereal only to find not enough milk. Your girlfriend cheating on you. Steve McNair coming one yard shy of a superbowl victory. All of these are just some examples of "the steamer" and how it ruins our day by loving us.
By Licha
Steamer
A stolen or hot vehicle.

Get that steamer away from my house before the cops roll through and pin that sh!t on me.
By Johna
Steamer
a huge, steamy and often warm poo. Often a shit taken by a construction worker.

WHOA Tommy dropped a huge steamer!
By Brittany
Steamer
a hot freshly laid shit that eminates heat trails most pronounced in cold weather

the steamer melted a hole in the snow.
By Laurie
Steamer
When one takes a dump on another person's body.
The Cleveland Steamer: Poo on the chest
The Boston Steamer: Poo on the face

He gave her the old cleveland steamer yesterday.
By Rebeka
Steamer
Chicago slang for a stolen vehicle.

"We hop in steamers and we rollin' , hop in beamers and we Rollin..." -Lil Herb
By Clotilda
Steamer
Taking a huge dump right before entering the shower. The steam magnifies the stench and incapacitates all those who enter afterwards.

I fired off a steamer a few hours ago and when I came back to the bathroom, there were three people lying on the ground unconscious.
By Jacinthe
Steamer
A Limerick City term for a Gay

You're a fuckin steamer boy
By Lesya
Steamer
The act of dropping a turd in the lawn around winter time. the cold temperatures create a fog to arise from the pile of steaming poo

Dude1: dude! look your poop has something coming out of it!

Dude2: nah man its a steamer
By Quinta
Steamer
When a dog lays down a fresh one during the colder months of the year. Helpful visual sign to those who would like to avoid stepping in fresh dog shit.

Otis just left a big steamer on the lawn. See it? Don't step in it. If you do, you aint coming in this house.
By Natalya