Hartmann: "Where in the hell you from anyway?"
Cowboy: "Sir Texas sir!"
Hartmann: Holy dog shit! Texas! Only steers and queers come from Texas, and you don't look much like a steer so that sorta narrows it down a bit."
By Bettine
Steer
Okay you all got it wrong!
A steer is a castrated bull. As in a fiesty little moo cow that needed his balls removed so that he could be sent to McDonalds in a yummy paper wrapper someday.
hick#1. Hey, that bull needs to be eaten.
hick#2. yup.
hick#1. We have to de-ball him first.
hick#2. yup.
hick#1. yup.
everyone is in deep conversation about politics.....(dik head calls out>*STEER*.......HAHAHAHA every one looks and glares
By Saidee
Steering
being a control freak (and/or extremely distrustful of the other person) by second-guessing his actions or manipulating him into doing what you want.
Often it's just as you're about to do the action -- change lanes, turn off the TV, whatever -- but by indicating they feel you should do that action, the steering person has taken all credit for it, and portrayed you as incompetent.
"Do you want to change lanes here?"
"Dude stfu, stop steering me, I was already going to turn there."
The act of a woman guiding a man's wheel. Derived from the metaphor of a bicycle. A man's wheel powers the pursuit while the woman's steer dictates how the pursuit goes. A lady can achieve this by placing herself in a wheel-able situation or presentng herself in a wheel-able fashion.
Guy 1: "Hey dude, that guy is really wheeling that bitty!"
Guy2: "Yeah, but you can tell she wants by the way she is steering him."
