To suddenly get into a pursuit while shopping cart racing in a store, that involves heavy use of security guards chasing you in order to stop you from shopping cart racing.
1: That was a great race huh?
2: You bet! Oh shit, security guards! Hurry move MOVE MOVE!!
3: Hopefully they didn’t set up the Roadblocks by now. We can probably escape this security pursuit!
of course, and with the pursuit of crappyness running from 8-11 on nbc there was even less.
By Sianna
Abrahms Pursuit
An intensely difficult and particularly evil piece written for concert band by David Holsinger.
Coming in at just about 174 beats per minute this heart-racing piece spells hell in big, red, capitol letters in an obscenely large font for all those who have to play.
It features flutes and trumepts in an epic battle-type mayhem with its main melody switching every few bars to create an exciting but extremely confusing piece.
Band instructor: Alright, lets try this piece by David Holsinger.
Band: What's it called?
Band Instructor: (Tentatively) Abrahms Pursuit
Band: DEATH!
By Beulah
Booty Pursuit
When you and your boys spot some nice ass and you know you gotta make your way through that crowd like Usain Bolt just to get a quick look.
Brian: Damn, did you see the ass on that?
Joe: I sure did. Looks like we best be going on that Booty Pursuit.
Brian: Booty Pursuit?! Oh shit! Let's roll!