Define Stella Artois Meaning

reassuringly expensive

Wife Beating juice. Works well on blocked drains, too.

Stella is the phooking daddy!

stella is fermented blond pils with an alcohol content of 5.2% abv. Only the very best barley and hops selected for this beer.

a Belgium beer. Slayer is shown Drinking it on the back of the "Reign in Blood" Album. Other than that, it sucks.

over priced beer factory alcoplop that turns people into morons: see below

A drink typically drank by Scott Lovell. When Scott’s drinks this he typically turns into a “wife beater”.

Wife beating juice.

Okay, so, not literally. So-Called thanks to its high alcohol percentage and it has a tendancy to get you very drunk and very aggresive very quickly.

Still easily the nicest lager available.

Some truly amazing beer. Yes it is expensive but it makes up for that in taste. Its great cause it doesn't taste too strong even though it has a high alcohol percentage 5.2%. I love it, have had some good experiences.... like getting drunk with hot soccer players!! woot woot.

A Reassuringly expensive Lager of 5.2& abv. Turns a fellow from a small biscuit arsed dweeb into a kebab munchin groch, willing to pagger with anyone who doesn't agree with him.

Cold ass shit from Belgium! (Good shit)
It Makes you drunk,strong and brave...
You might even fight a nigga or 2!
Very expensive.....
Loved by black people such as myself.
stella artois! My way of life!