Define Stockport Meaning

Stockport
The most affluent borough of Greater Manchester, although most Stopfordians would still refer to it as being in Cheshire.
This is where it was until some knob in 1974 decided to move the boundaries to lump us in with the Mancunian rabble.
Also home to the "friendly football club" Stockport County.

Oh, I do wish that I could afford to move to Stockport.
By Teena
Stockport
-Largest town in the UK.
-300,000 people
-Home to the wonderful steve coogan and the awful sarah harding.
-Full of manchester united and city fans...and the odd county fan.

By Chantal
Stockport
Stockport may be a shithole but were fuckin better than blackpool and as for liverpool well its full of fuckin scouse bastards the twatting tramps. if any of you scuffy fat headed annoyin fuckin bell ends ever abuse stockport again im gonna rape your nanna suck a fat one u bastard scousers.

By Mariann
Stockport
Town just 6 miles away from Manchester(scum land) Also home to a Football club with brilliant support but poor performances.

" United's Shit,City's Worse | We Always Put The County First "
By Anet
Stockport
A great town in South-East Manchester. Despite what people say Stockport has every shop you need in it. It also has some great entertainment.

Let's pop down to Grand Central this saturday to go swimming, watch a film, bowling and go clubbing after!
By Trina
Stockport
A place inhabited by supporters of Manchester City.

By Trix
Stockport
Most criminal TOWN in Britain (3rd overall)
Manchester is 5TH!

Also, derogatory term for Rockport boots

Lock your doors when your going through Stockport!
Ey Stacey 'ow much were dem fake Stockports off market?
By Amity
Stockport
stockport is afucking shithole but i live in it so fuckoff you wankers who doesnt im a man city fan so fuckoff who doesnt want a place full af scallys well we are so fuckoff or i will rob your car you cunt.

were better than any other town
By Amy
Stockport
Large town in the south-east region of the Republic of Mancunia. Came 12th in the 50 crappest towns in the Britain book a couple of years ago. Has a larger amount of Man City season ticket holders than any other part of Mancunia (see "Man City"). Has a large scally population and a Sainsbury's which has the largest vending machine in Europe.

"Stockport, give us a song!"
By Robbie
Stockport
The Cannabis city of the UK.
Stockport where they have real Cannabis and not imitation, soapbar hash. Stockport. The land of the free.

We have 8 skunk and 3 hash,
3 Cannabis cafes, no hookers.
By Blakelee