Define Bell Ends Meaning

Bell End
The head of the male penis. The glans.

By Christina
Bell-end
1.The glans of the penis. So called because of it's similarity in shape to that of a bell. See also helmet.

2.A foolish person. A plank.


I'd just had one off the wrist but I couldn't find the Kleenex so I had to wipe my bell-end on the curtains.
By Lenore
Bell End
A term used to call someone an idiot or retard. This can also be known as the end of a penis, penis looks like the end, end etc.

You missed the ball, you bell end!
By Madeline
Bell End

Mr. Oller you are a right bell end.........and also get a hair cut!
By Susi
Bell End

Sadaam is a bell-end. Sort him out.
By Dodie
Bell End
1. the tip of a mans penis
2. an insult

1.Core! Mr Bennett really has got an almighty bell end!

He certainly has!

2. Honestly, mate you really are massive bell end
By Margaretta
Bell End

its not my fault i can't get it up, just lick my bell end
By Alexine
Bell End
Derogotary: Useless person


"Why don't you shut up, you bell-end?"

A bit like telling someone they're a cock.
By Karalee
Bell End
1. The end of a male's/transexual's penis.
2. Also uesd as an insult like "Dick head"

Commonly used by Ali-G in his movie and tv shows

1. "dude, check out my bell end its swollen from being kicked by my ex the other day"

2. "shut up you fucking bell end thats a stupid idea"
By Marcile
Bell End
The West Stand of the City of Manchester Stadium - named after former Manchester City player Colin Bell

By Mariana