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Define Stoned As A Rock Meaning

Stoned As A Rock
When you are so high that you are literally a rock

I smoked 6 blunts and cant leave my bed. I am as stoned as a rock
By Zoe
Heart Of Stone On The Rock
The world's worst cocktail: tap water poured over a solitary ice cube.

Can also refer to someone in a position of authority not giving their mates any breaks

JJ: hey did you hear Bungle is now running the Balham Tup?
Pat: sweet, did he hook you up with free booze?
JJ: no way man, he'd even charge me for a Heart of Stone on the Rock!
By Christiane
Stoned As A Rock
When you penis is harder than hard.

Alex: Hey your penis is hard.
Drew: Yeah, it's stoned as a rock!
By Issie