Noun - The bit of toilet paper left in the crack of a woman's ass. It normally rides undetected until discovered by the woman's lover. Said lover then must decide to do one of three things:
1. Clandestinely
pluck it out and act like it was never there, then try to
shake off the disturbing visual without losing his erection.
2. Do nothing but stare at it like a beacon while simultaneously supressing the urge to laugh and/or cry.
3. Pull out immediately, hands to the heavens,
lamenting "Game over man! Game over!"
Hugh: "So how did it go with
Bree last night? You hit that or what?"
Jasper: "Oh MAN! She had a
stowaway. When I saw that I lost my hard-on faster than your Mom hits her knees."
Hugh: "TIMMMBBERRRR!!!"