A woman who accompanies a man to age-inappropriate events to assure parents that he is trying to recapture his inner child, not capture a child.
I really want to play with those goats, but if I don't bring my kid into this petting zoo, I better at least bring a stroller so no one calls the cops.
By Debi
Stroller Meat
A hot daddy, often seen in supermarkets, malls, and theme parks. Made all the hotter by displaying the fruit of his loins. Preferably seen in public without the wife/babymomma. That just spoils it.
Single unwed mother strolling down the street looking for a baby daddy. Usually a strong clinger and commonly seen on Maury Povic due to their permissive life style, and mass confusion of who said baby daddy is.
A shopping cart. Since Mexican women rarely have a stroller, almost never drive, and have a dozen or so children, they often use shopping carts to wheel their kids around in.
After they are done with their chores, be it going to the welfare office, courthouse, or the supermarket, they Mexican women will abandon the shopping cart on the sidewalk around the corner from their house.
Some of these shopping carts, when left near public bus stops are turned on their sides and sat on by black people as they are waiting for the bus. These are known as a Nigger Bench.
"Why do those beaners leave shopping carts all over the place?"
"They cart their kids around in them, like a Mexican Stroller."
By Laural
Stroller Nazi
one who shoves their way through crowds (practicallyrunning over others) using a stroller as their weopon
