Friend 1: yo, where's tommy?
Friend 2: he's workin 10am-10pm at Subway today
Friend 1: dang son, suicide shift...RIP tommy
By Veronique
Suicide Shift
Similar to road head except the driver of a vehicle performs oral sex on the passenger while driving, instead of the passenger performing oral on the driver; the passenger steers from their seat and announces when to apply the brake and throttle.
I came up with this driving down the road at work making jokes about purposely wrecking the whole truck if the guys didn’t stop messing with me while driving. They joked about giving me road head to calm me down and I countered with the suicide shift.
Made famous amongst early 20th centurymotorcycles, now a sex position. Doggie style, but while fisting her vagina, you anally penetrate her with your penis. A somewhat difficult position to obtain.