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Swaddling
When you sleep with your penis inside a girl for an entire night. As defined by Griffin McElroy in Episode 71 of advice podcast My Brother, My Brother, and Me. A resolution to the "chronic weiner coldness" malady.

Justin: "Hey, Debbie and I have fun night last night. We went and saw Contagion, got some great Thai food, and then I fell asleep with my weiner in her."
Griffin: "Oh that's called swaddling, I didn't even know - I thought we invented it. It's the new sex sensation that's sweeping the nation."
By Willa
Swaddled
To stagger around in an intoxicated state.

I got mighty swaddled this weekend.
By Julietta
Swaddling
When two lovers fall asleep or cuddle whilst one is penetrating the other. No thrusting is involved.

Originates from the Yahoo Answers question featured on My Brother My Brother and Me (9-12-2011).

It is impossible to perform swaddling for more than 30 seconds. If you can, you might be with the wrong gender or person.
By Lulu
Swaddling
A sex act when the man puts his penis into the woman's vagina and then they simply fall asleep for the remainder of the night.
Popularized by Griffin Mcelroy from MyBrotherMyBrotherAndMe

"I had the strangest dream, then I remembered Griffin and I were swaddling last night."
By Adele
Swaddle
And act of cuddling in which the gentleman's phallic device is inserted into the respective hole of his companion and then they proceed to go to sleep.

"Yo me and my girl just swaddled last night. Best sleep I've ever had"
By Delores
Swaddling
The act of a man falling a sleep with his dick in a woman's vagina. Swaddling has become a sexual sensation, as well as cultural, largely in, though not limited to, countries on the northern hemisphere.

Twas a swaddling porn.
By Beilul
Swaddling
When a man and woman go to sleep after having sex with the man remaining inside of the woman.

After a great night, T and his girlfriend spent the night swaddling.
By Sioux
Swaddle
Infant sized straight jacket

My baby was crying so I put him in a swaddle.
By Leonie
Swaddle
The waddle you get after having wonderful sex.

She swaddled over to the blockbuster -- bow legged.
By Brittaney
Swaddle
When you waddle up to a pool and swan dive in

Kristin was very hot so she swaddled into the pool
By Winnie