Define Swan Dive Meaning

Its a form of suicide where you jump from a high cliff, high bulding, etc, etc and put your arms out to the side, so that when you hit the ground you hit face and chest first. but can also be used to prove that one is immortal(in movies, video games, books)

another term for carpet muncher

something azuritereaction should do

The act of theatrically throwing ones self to the floor for no apparent reason. Typically used in sport by cheats in Wales.

When two girls go down on the same guy at the same time.

The act of abruptly proceeding to fingerbash a female in an unexpected and inappropriate manner.

When a girl with huge boobs walks into a room. Like the guy from the Old Spice commercial, you just wanna climb up to the highest point of the room and jump down mimicking the motion used in the commercial. "Swan Dive!"

While moving in to give a blowjob the girl or guy sneezes/coughs and gets poked in the eye by the massive boner.

The act of swan diving into bed as you would into a pool whilst inadvertantly inserting yourself into your female partner.

When you need to poo so badly, you run to the bathroom, drop your drawers and poo mid sitting down.