Define Sward Meaning

Sward

Guy 1: I got really nervous about who's going to win the game, so I got all sweaty!
Guy 2: This isn't sweat, it's lard!
Guy 1: I know. It's actually sward.
Guy 2: Weird.
By Minette
Sward
Pronunciation:
swärd
Function:
verb
Etymology:
Middle English swahrd, from Old English swhahrd; akin to Old High German swärd to sward something
Date:
before 12th century

intransitive verb1: to unfurl an epic diatribe of utter bullshit while being completely unaware that your existence has become a absolute joke to all those around you

practice2: a fugly twat

Businessman 1: How did the big meeting go today, Tom?

Businessman 2: Not good; I was definitely swarding my ass off.
By Karlotta
Sward
A misspelling of sword. Coined in AP World History during a whole class project to recreate a war between the Persians and the Greeks. Mass lulz was produced.

One student: "Who typed this?!"

Other student: "Everyone knows that swards are larger than swords..."

Teacher: "Okay so I just wanna go back that on our night attack... on a little tiny goat trail... who had horses -'cause they won't get tired!- Are going to have a shield... a sward... an axe... whose spear... a javelin... of course there'll be extra hunting supplies with them as well..."
(And remember: archers are obviously hunters)
By Lita
Sward
A small hill filled with grass growing on it.

I lay on the sward thinking about the 2020 election.
By Mandy
Sward
Sweat made out of lard. Used by Richard Watterson in Amazing World of gumball. See also sweese

Gumball: What's wrong with your face?
Richard Watterson: it's Sward.
Darwin: What's that?
By Fayette
Sward

Jimmy, Don't be a sward, Do what you're told.
By Berny
Sward
A bad bitch with immaculate vibes. Swards are the best types of people to be around. A sward can be described as either a homie or a real one.

“Yo, sward! i fucking love you bitch.”
“Hey, sward wanna hit the club tonight?”
By Othilie